My New Year’s Resolution? Start Smoking!

Pretty funny, right? While so many people set their New Year’s resolution to stop smoking, mine is to start! Herbal, of course. My family used to be in the tobacco industry about a hundred years ago, and because they all smoked back then, I got to see the results. My grandma didn’t seem too affected, she died around 80 years old. But my grandpa died when I was a child, and all I really remember was the tracheotomy, the tube in his throat, the oxygen tubes in his nose… he was always seated in his chair in the living room. I was never tempted to start smoking tobacco.

This is a temporary resolution. Just enough to look like I know what I’m doing, to play a role, and then most likely never to pick up another herbal cigarette again!

I made a video of me smoking my second cigarette (I could lie and say it was my first, but I won’t!), so I could get some feedback on how to properly smoke, from all you smokers out there. I’m lacking an ashtray at the moment so I’m a bit of a mess. I’ll get it together eventually!!

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2 Responses

  1. Niko says:

    Hey Audrey!
    If you want I could give you some tips and tricks so you look much more professional when you are smoking!
    Do you kno KiK? Thats a massanger for the phone where you dont have to share your number. We could talk there a bit about smoking, only if you want of course.
    My name there is: H3yH0
    (the last chapta is a “zero” as a number)

    Hope to hear from you!
    Niko

    • inaudreysshoes_5tga4f says:

      Hey Niko! Thanks for the offer! I have a couple smokers to observe but thank you! Oh, I have heard of KiK but I have so many darn apps on my phone it’s one I haven’t added. lol. 😀

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